Beer Advent Calendar 2013 - December 23rd

I think the cold I mentioned in the tiny text on the previous blog has taken offense that I only wrote about it in tiny text.  Now it's trying to steal my tastebuds.

Fine.
You win, cold.
Now fuck off.

Today's beer was supposed to be one of the more interesting in the calendar, but it's ruined by my cold.

 Brewdog - Jackhammer 

Jackhammer was meant to be devastatingly bitter.  So bitter that human taste buds couldn't detect all of the bitterness.  My walking-wounded taste buds made Jackhammer taste like Punk IPA, and I've been abusing them with menthol all day.  It must be seriously bitter.
It's very dry and the only discernible flavour was grapefruit.

I'm not scoring it properly.  Because that would be unfair.

Brewdog - Jackhammer gets...

Pirate/Crumpet